I AM B.

…I’m 30 something, UK born and raised in the Midlands by my biological parents because I have no others, and now bimbling around South Wales in my own little world with the girl of my dreams, who also happens to be my wife. I like music, travel and design, KitKats, Corona, Purple, the feeling you get climbing up a rope and fast cars that look like they aren’t supposed to go that fast, and for reference, I’m clearly not talented enough to make enough money to buy one. Bass guitars seem to rule my life, work sucks, Courtney Love is a mess – as is Winehouse, I have massive problems with rude people, and anything with Rum in it is my poison.

I’m so lazy sometimes, it hurts. I hate gardening but I own a garden I want to sit in which makes the spring a pain in the ass for me. I swear that I’m solar powered and I have a terrible, terrible memory.

I have played in touring bands but I’m not currently – this has forged a hatred of the M5 between junction’s 9 & 4a that I don’t really understand, yet seethes out of me every time I drive up or down it. My strongest ancestry is Scottish, as is the most (clinically)insane member of my family, I once stole a screwdriver from a hardware store when I was about 8, don’t know why. I’ve never been to Africa, and I want to go to Japan most of all.

Snowboards and skateboards rock – pushchairs and wheelbarrows don’t, and no man should have to go shopping in town on a Saturday…but that’s just B.

I can’t get enough of music and I like pretty much anything, but mopey, oiled up, saccharin R&B makes me want to kill(mainly the people who made it, but there have been exceptions), so for my own sanity and your safety, it will have no place here.

Now, some of you will disagree with what I say and that’s fine, each to their own and all that…just know that you are wrong and I don’t really care.

B.Minor